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You know the feeling when there is a really cool tumblr user who you think would be great to be friends with, but they are semi/really popular and you don’t want to be one of those “can we be friends?” anons?

Siiiigh

kitupsidedown:

Color palette #4 on the color palette meme! No one requested this, I just needed to draw Hal in the cutest palette possible.

kitupsidedown:

Color palette #4 on the color palette meme! No one requested this, I just needed to draw Hal in the cutest palette possible.

lapetiteprincess:

Quick drawing of Hal

lapetiteprincess:

Quick drawing of Hal

tink-aka-disnerd:

chandeliho:

chandeliho:

abuubbles:

borospaladin:

tristebabe:

andrewquo:

WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS

reblog and I’ll marry you

TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW

Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful. 

Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.

THATS IT
I FOUND MY HUSBAND
THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLD

THE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN

No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.

You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.

You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.

Fuck you.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.

If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.

this guy is actually pretty great honestly, I watched his videos and he’s great

thepagejakeenglish:

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS

On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).

Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.

So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done one of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!

SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

  • A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
  • A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
  • A $20 GameStop giftcard 
  • A $20 Steam Gift Card!
  • A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
  • A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
  • A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
  • A Steam copy of Bioshock!
  • A random Steam game key!
  • A crappy poem written by yours truly!

AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS

  • A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
  • A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
  • A copy of Pokemon Y!
  • COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS

In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to

THE RULES:

  1. Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
  2. Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
  3. Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST

REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN

THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME

STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK

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Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!

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egfart:

i love the way kingkimochi draws lil hal i just wish i could draw him like that too

egfart:

i love the way kingkimochi draws lil hal i just wish i could draw him like that too

hamsfreth:


Anónimo ha dicho:




Can you see if you can do more artworks of Dirk? You have a really cool art style!!! If you do draw Dirk, can it be him being controlled or possessed by Lil’ Hal/AR. There are some artworks that involve this that are really cool! Thanks for reading this by the way.

This was really fun to do ahahaha altho im sure i did it wrong in some wayand thank you!

hamsfreth:

Can you see if you can do more artworks of Dirk? You have a really cool art style!!! If you do draw Dirk, can it be him being controlled or possessed by Lil’ Hal/AR. There are some artworks that involve this that are really cool! Thanks for reading this by the way.
This was really fun to do ahahaha altho im sure i did it wrong in some way
and thank you!

Can someone who watched the DMMD anime tell me what route they are doing in the anime? Or if they are somehow doing more than one route? Thanks!


and you only live forever in the lights you make
when we were young we used to say
that you only hear the music when your heart begins to break
now we are the kids from yesterday

and you only live forever in the lights you make

when we were young we used to say

that you only hear the music when your heart begins to break

now we are the kids from yesterday

haaaast:

dirk strider SD

haaaast:

dirk strider SD